Great Chandler Bing Quotes to Help You Revisit Your Favorite Friends Episode. 54. Monica Geller: “And I assume Chandler, you’re still boycotting all the pilgrim holidays.” Chandler Bing: “Yes every single one of them.” 55. “I’m a headhunter. I hook up out-of-work Soviet scientists with rogue third-world nations. Hi, Rasputin!” 56.